One of the BEST lines of the season.
what would blended cucumber taste like
isn’t that an actor
NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon
"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED
AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
putting this here for when i get sads.
BRACE YOURSELVES THE SNUFFLER IS COMING
he just locks on to the target though
Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]
took me a minute
yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it
"The greatest sweetener of human life is friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover." — Joseph Addison
Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you
somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’
Hahahah cats are the greatest
Look at these little motherfuckers they don’t even CARE